Marley C

Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches

This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)

ur such a Marley C

Lauren C

just an average girl
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her

Hey, stop being such a Lauren C!

C-002

Yet another spelling of c2. A c-002 is someone who steals granola bars, makes fake friendships, and forces all of their friends to give up their granola bars.

Person 9999: Hey, want to be friends?

C-002: Sure.

Person 9999: ...

C-002: What are you waiting for? Give me your granola bars!

Bitch with a capital C

This is a roundabout way to call someone a cunt without using the actual word

1) She's a "bitch with a capital C" for leaving him in a lurch. 2) Did you see how rude she was to that cashier? What a "bitch with a capital C."

J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

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Jose S. C.

Has a dick the size of his personality. Loves to look at twitter and get into fights with Naruto fans who disagree with his views on Dragon Ball. Thinks Goku can solo anybody. Is madly in love with the school secretary and will go out and hang out with you whenever. Looks at gay porn every once in a while. Is a big Fortnite player that sometimes sucks but will come in clutch whenever you need it and constantly uses lag as and excuse for losing a 1v1. But overall he is an intellectual who loves Dragon Ball and is fun to talk too about it

Jackson: You lost Jose S. C.
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me

Jose: I was lagging

C on C

Cunilligus on the counch

i really love C on C ing