Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

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You look like a cake

The person (name caller) is saying you look superhigh. Can be used to warn a friend in class, without getting the attention of others.

(Guy one) "Hey man you okay, you look like a cake."
(Guy two) "Yeeahh, the party was pretty crazy."

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chocolate cherry dump cake

When a man shits Into another mans ass, that man then shits first said mans shit out onto a woman’s face, and then punches her in the nose.

Last night got messy after that chocolate cherry dump cake

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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

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have her cake and eat it too

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

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Have your cake and eat it too

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors

Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

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dawn's famous jello cake

Jello cake made by Dawn, famously

Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake

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