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Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
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Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."
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Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery
1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.
If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.
Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.
Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.
The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.