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I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.
Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!
The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.
The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.
When a player builds a box using his/her/their walls in Fortnite.
Friend A: "How did I die, you hacking?"
Friend B: "You're dogwater, you got Boxed Like Fish."
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Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.
The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.
It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
Tentative, fumbling & ultimately unfulfilling fingering attempt.
How was your date with Cory?
Terrible. I called it off after some Fish Finger Dithering.