God's Ice Cream

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

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Lohl my god

Something that is shocking but funny. When someone makes a fool of themselves, and whilst it is embarrassing for themselves, it is amusing to others when they hear the story.

Dave: 'John was so drunk he passed out and crapped his pants.

Peter: '(Lohl my god) really? How embarrassing.'

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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!

"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha

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Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

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god save the queen

As metioned before, the National Anthem of England. However, gaming ssems to have gotten ahold of it, and Now it is common on swords (like in Final Fantasy Tactics, And other various Squaresoft Games)

"Now we'll sing God Save the Queen for god-knows-why"

"Equip God Save the Queen, auto Regen is on it!"

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God Bless You

1. A phrase used, when woman is looking so good, and you want to let her know you are admiring gods design. 2. Also can be used, if a statement is made that made your dick jump a little.

1. Beloved your body is looking angelic right now. God Bless You.

2. She says: Yeah you gotta have the meat loaf in its entirety. He says: God Bless you

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Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"

"Gods final message"

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