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Green de la grèen is a play on words of creme dear la crème meaning the best of the best. It is used when somebody has got top of the market weed.
"bro I swear I don't even get high anymore" "your about to mate, believe me this is the green de la grèen"
A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.
I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.
Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.
While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
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A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving
Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
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NHL player (Washington Caps).
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
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when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
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that's what you said when talking about something useless
- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass
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