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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 6, 2022


hub house

A financially sensible investment you make with your day 1’s were you all can live together or rent out. A shared property to do whatever with (as long as it’s making money)

Parents: what are you saving up for?

You: A hub house! me, Rick, Hanna, and Jj are saving up to buy a property we plan on fixing and renting out

by Leoking^2 October 5, 2022


Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.

Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."

by joesixpackabs February 19, 2010


vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 21, 2024


Momma's house

The house someone grew up on, their mom's house. Usually referenced in rap when someone was kicked out of that house or decided to leave by themselves.

"Yeah man, at 15 I was already out my momma's house and working on my new mixtape while couch surfing."

by Smooth Rana November 7, 2020


House Curry

An obedient Indian in a position of power who perpetuates systems of colonial oppression for self enrichment.

He/she is a house curry

by TheNoisyImmigrant May 31, 2024


Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022