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Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly
what a asshole you are Michael Meci
He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.
Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
The soundtrack to Michael Jackson Immortal is amazing!
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When you get a double kill in a video game.
Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."