to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

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War crime stick

A war crime stick is a shotgun

War crime stick go click click

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White Lip Stick

White Lip Stick is when a girl has a lot of white, sticky discharge on her underwear.

"Damn, it was so embarrassing when he took my underwear off and I had so much white lip stick on it."

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shake the celery stick

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

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gag on my stick

Choke on my penis.

"I want you to gag on my stick ;) "

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sticking tongue out

Means you tie n*ggas with stew peas every chance you get.

they love sticking tongue out everyday.

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lick it before you stick it

To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.

Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"

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