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Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
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A child from ages 7-14 (may vary) who is obsessed with Sephora, specifically expensive/preppy skincare and makeup products. They mainly buy products from brands like Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, Charlotte Tilbury, Sol De Janerio, Rare Beauty, and more. They recieve much controversy on social media platforms because they are also known to be reckless, rude, and messy in Sephora.
A Sephora 10 Year Old just snatched the last drunk elephant bronzi drops from my hand.
A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.
As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.
"She has an old shroud"