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When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.
'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'
a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.
I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss
The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
Something JayMay says before “Kill you” but after “You hate to see it” usually on WhatsApp after several cocktails at Port Au Pussy
That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.
Wow you just got Pissed on Payne