Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

Poo poo Pa pa

Because that's how it works.

Because that's how the poo poo pa pa goes son.

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

sherky poo

sherky poo is a discord mod that treats other members fairly but harshly

sherky poo muted me :(

Poo Forest

Another lil ole nickname for my pooky Amz!!!!

Hey I lurve you poo forest!!!!

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team Poos usually occur in a public setting by drunk individuals.

Dude, I have to poo!" - Drunk Friend 1

"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2