Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.

I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.

Sticky and Wet

Makes big daddy demise upset.

When one makes demise upset, they will be getting the sticky and wet.

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

it's wet paint

To engage in cautious/risky/risque behavior.

Coined by Ravi Saini

" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "

Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari

Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?

Wet

owen = wettest being in the world

i will owen you = i will make you the wettest thing in the world