The act of rubbing ones genitalia against someones bunghole until said persons ass hair is lit on fire.
Dude Davis's butthair is PERFECT for a Forest Fire!
Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.
It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
To be bored and can't go anywhere.
John: I'm sorry baby, but i can't go anywhere. I'm busy with the fire.
Lola: Busy with the fire?
John: Grandma's house is boring and i can't go anywhere.
When you shit red after eating spicy food
The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire
Marijuana that has been laced with Crack cocaine.
Yo, nigga, this shit gets you fucked up. It's fire kush. It's got crack in it dog.
When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.
Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!
Fire Brand
n. (Warning term) Companies or individuals who infiltrate with manipulative "help" tactics, targeting minority businesses through cultural hijacking and psychological warfare.
Example Structure:
"That company was Fire Brand fr fr - came in like:
'We love your culture'
'We can scale this globally'
'We understand the community'
'Let us help you grow'
Then tried to:
- Push out the founder
- Change the whole vision
- Steal the intellectual property
- Rewrite the company story"
Real Talk Examples:
"They went full Fire Brand - used the same playbook of:
- 'Strategic partnership' offers
- 'Global expansion' promises
- 'We believe in your vision'
Then tried to colonize another Black-owned business."
Warning Signs:
"Watch how Fire Brands move:
1. Over-friendly approach
2. Quick funding promises
3. 'Culture appreciation' talk
4. Divide and conquer tactics
5. Slow ownership grab"
Protection Code:
- Document everything
- Read all fine print
- Keep control tight
- Trust your instincts
- Protect your IP