It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.
The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.
Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.
Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!
Tentative, fumbling & ultimately unfulfilling fingering attempt.
How was your date with Cory?
Terrible. I called it off after some Fish Finger Dithering.
When fingering through the Rolodex of beef curtains, and you cannot find the appropriate hole, seek the North Star Fish near the rear of the anus, and track your way north to find the vaginal opening.
When walking my fingers through unpioneered lands, I use the North Star Fish to orient myself to infiltrate dat pussay.
Used condom found while fishing.
Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.
Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.
Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder