Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

downtown cherry pie

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.

Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

Bibble Pie

1. A pie that is made of a type of dog food made from turds and human flesh that is called Bibble.

2. Used as an insult of being disgusting,stinky, or revolting.

1. The Grunt got on the Elite's nerve so he made the grunt eat a bibble pie.
2."Dude,no offense but your sister is a total bibble pie.

Roofle pie

1) Statement of excitement, happyness, and genearl well being. Often seen in l33t chat conversations
2) Responce to something funny due to its random nature

1) Tony: j00 is shille, 1 g0t n3w p|_|t3r!
George: OMG R00fl3 pI3
2) "Neo-communist yuppie skum!" "roofle pie!"

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

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