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When something that's on fire is better than it would be if it wasn't burning
'That tree house is so ramshackle, make it on fire !' Said when the tree-house is so bad, it would better be burning.
When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off
Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod
Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.
I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.
Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.
When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)
Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?
Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.
"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."