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A break up letter sent to a girl's significant other. Generally used in military relationships, while the man is deployed for a long period of time. Usually, Dear John letters are reserved for bitches who can't be proud of their man who is risking his life to protect his country.
She started sleeping around with other guys while her fiance was deployed to Afghanistan, so she wrote him a Dear John letter to break off the engagement.
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The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;
"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."
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When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
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To be honest this shit hole is just full of mainly black people who just refuse deodorant like it’s 50p from home bargains you cheap cunt sort it out #wewantourcountryback
“Have you heard about the stinky god squad?” “Oh what? Saint John Payne cunts” “yeah, they FUCKING REEK”
#wewantourcountryback #EDL #Usedeodorantyoustink
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The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.
I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.
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the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer
he's number 5 on my drum god list
also
he never spins his sticks
because only bad drummers do it
to cover up how bad they are.
hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?
what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!
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When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.
Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.
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