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Dude- " Want to go out partying tonight?"
Gal- " Fuckin' A Johnny Pop!"
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when you say something out loud that you REALLY shouldn't!
if i had hair that pretty blonde, i wouldn't dye my roots black.
oh hell, did i say that? my bad. my thought bubble popped.
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Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.
WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.
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A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!
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When your futa mom's horse cock fucks your ass so hard your butt makes a popping sound.
Sami: My butt still hurts from last night. During it all my butt made a cherry popping sound.
Alivia: I'm so sorry, I had that same problem my first time.
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When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*
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to be/wake up at Pop Smoke concert means that you have died, since he also is dead.
the saying is interchangeable for any popular dead artist therefor useful in any environment, if adjusted.
I've seen it in memes and considered amusing
(1) If you down the whole bottle you gonna end up at Pop Smoke concert!
(2) When you go to sleep with cough and wake up at Pop Smoke concert.. :|
#corona2020
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