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Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka
Michael Maynes is the godliest gamer of them all.
Run! It’s Michael Maynes!!!
A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.
Lain: “You know Michael day?”.
Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.
The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful
Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.
The man, the myth, the legend.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.