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The story of a true Russian hero.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
Guy 1: Just watched 1 guy 1 cup, I think I'm gonna gouge out my eyes.
Guy 2: Ugh. Same bro.
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The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.
Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!
Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
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Mr Ho: "Whell Hello!, what would you like to order?"
Me: "I'd like the Cream Of Some Young Guy Please"
Mr Ho: "Very well! Good Choice!"
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Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.
Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.
The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.
If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.
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offspring song that reminds america that (some) white boys can still keep it real
yo that kid nick is pretty fly for a white guy
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The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
Joe: No sir! What is it?
Scott: Let's watch!
(Goes to watch it)
Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Guys before fries means guys in a relationship are far more important to girls in a relationship. Because they have dicks and dicks are amazing. *hint* *hint girls*
Girl: guys before fries
Other girls: YES dicks are better
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