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Jack Tits

An expression used instead of the word "nothing."
Similar to the common term "Jack Shit"

John: "Hey Sally, what did you do tonight?"

Sally: "Jack Tits."

John: "Boring."

by Chateaugay October 26, 2011

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Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 22, 2011

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tits 'n' ass

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.

Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.

by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013

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New Found Tits

Usually occurring in the tween-teen age, girls who were flat before but now have developed tits will constantly show them off; whether it's push up bra's, revealing shirts, or social media photos, they're always out (the tits).

Taylor: Omg have you seen Rebecca?
Regina: Yes why?
Taylor: She has huge boobs I thought she was flat?
Regina: I know right, talk about New Found Tits

by tommy sweeney May 27, 2014

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Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.

Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'

by Evil Tree December 20, 2010

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tits to hips analyzation

A detailed analyzation of the midrif including hips and tits

Hmm I see this person is very interesting, I need do a tits to hyps analysis. tits to hips analyzation

by tits to hips analyzation May 25, 2021


Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 7, 2010