The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.
"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"
"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"
when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.
I gotta top the cherry on chloe.