a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)
person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.
person 2: suck a noob
Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.
I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!
The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.
When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.
Britain sucks, It was quite obvious, Please never go there, Its like how France Sucks, Expect to get stabbed in london + Scotland is independent, Piss off brits.
Female: I think im gonna take a vacation to london!
Male: God fucking no, Please dont, Its obvious that Britain Sucks. Never go there
Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.
I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.