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The most preciously, rarestly gorgoues girl you know. A 3-leg pussy cat attracts lots of attention naturally.
Hey Kitty, you are my 3-leg kat!
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A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.
"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"
"Yeah, what a wanker"
"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"
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What up BIATCH? Leave it at the tone.
Jesse Pinkman’s answering machine.
Skyler: *calls Jesse*
Jesse: Yo yo yo 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ. What up BIATCH? Leave it at the tone.
Skyler: *hangs up*
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'8 /9:3 697' is the 'I love you' phrase in the other section of the keyboard.
> ){:| {< also works as it's just holding the letters down in order to get the other thing used in that spot. You hold the button and then it has the other thing in that place.
8 /9:3 607 is I love you in the '?123' category.
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A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.
Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
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this means your are madly in love with cece, no questions asked🫶🏻
send a photo with “4 fingers up <3” this means I love cece
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an action of sexual affection
where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity
kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring
it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation
and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss
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