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When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.
Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.
When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE
I’m really in the mood for some Anal lemonade
A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool
Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak