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Trued Love (N) A conception of love derived from the principles of bicycle wheel geometry and maintenance. Like the wheel, love is a complex interaction of tension, force, contraction, and human-made components, and is thus highly susceptible to internal and external pressures. These pressures often cause it to break, melt, or wobble bizarrely without warning, frequently resulting in crashes and injury. However, with adjustment, the damage can often be reversed.
Trued love, like a trued wheel, is said to exist when its integrity has been repaired, its components realigned, its inner balance restored, and its nipples lubed.
Example,
"So did those bumps totally screw it up?"
"Nope, we fixed it; it's trued love."
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The phenomenon whereby a couple tell each other 'I love you' so frequently that after a few months the phrase loses all meaning.
Most commonly occurs in a problematic relationship where couples brush aside their troubles without really resolving them and just tell the other party how much they love them instead.
Mike: Janet! What have I told you about leaving the fucking TV remote on the sofa! You know it belongs on the coffee table!
Janet: I do love you though :)
*couple make up and hasten to forget TV remote argument*
... and so love inflation occurs.
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A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.
Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus
Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"
Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"
Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"
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making love (sex with a loved-one) while half asleep
sleep loving includes middle of night or early in morning quick love making, followed typically by more sleep
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-A nicer form of a raspberry.
-The raspberry version of blowing a kiss.
She blew him a love raspberry.
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deep feeling of wanting and needing hot love
"She got me in some sexual love bro"
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When you love someone, and nothing will break that love. I love her even though it is over and we both know it will never be again. I may end up hating her one day but I will always love her.
I have unconditional love for you, because you were the girl of my dreams.
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