When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)
Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!
What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.
Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.
Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2
The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.
I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.