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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023


Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

by October 10, 2020


boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

by A-FERRRR October 5, 2011


No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

by Bytti July 5, 2021


combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014


Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020


Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

by The great invent March 4, 2021