C on C

Cunilligus on the counch

i really love C on C ing

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this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers

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K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

M&C

macaroni and cheese

I cooked some elbow mac; the starch is rinsed off and I’m preparing M&C tonight as our side dish.

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

Kai C

Kai is typically a guy associated with the LGBTQ. This person typically tries to challange everyone to races for their manhood. They enjoy nice oicnic dates with Davids. Kai is usually a naem associated with band kids

I was walking around and started dieng laughing when I saw a Kai C

C-Negris

One who wears funny socks

Check out the argyles on that crazy C-Negris!