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This is when a situation is unusually and extremely awkward. "Awk City" can be upped to "Awk Nation" when the situation is the most awkward possible. This can only be used in extreme circumstances.
"He just texted me about how he wears diapers."
"Awk city/nation."
Detroit Rock City
<First I drink, then i smoke, then i shoot you sun tzu>
Rock city all night long they go.
Li saw gun
yo its a group for people who love rap, hip-hop, r&b, or jus want to kno wat City Smoke is.
City Smoke Fag 1, Fag 2, Fag 3, and Fag 4 are formin a rap group nd givin yall luv wit r music.
Fag 1: yo yo yo man, we gonna fuk this kid up man
Fag 2, 3: yea man! that fukka is dead
Random passerby: WTF is going on here?!
Random passerby: *gunshots*
Random passerby: city smoke...? lol... Pathetic fuckers...
Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
A derogatory name for a person who somehow enjoys city life.
Hey roman you are a city slicker
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When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.
“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”