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Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017


clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016


Meat Slap 2019

Verb

The action of taking a slice of meat, preferably black forest ham, and slapping it across one’s face. Then preceding to yell, “Meat slap! 2019!”

Keaton: “I’m so excited I packed some ham for lunch!”
Bitches with big mouths: “You’re ham is gay.”
Keaton:..
BwBM:..
Keaton: “MEAT SLAP 2019

by Doc McBitchin’ February 14, 2019


Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021


Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 13, 2017


Ouroboros Meat-Train

Having enough people to loop an all-male conga-line with everyone penetrating the arse of the person ahead of them.

The gay orgy had enough people to create an Ouroboros Meat-Train, nobody was left out.

by Soutemumb March 23, 2022


korean meat farm

A nice home for sweet puppies

Yo where ya get that burger? - Roi
The Korean Meat Farm - Vin

by totally not kadence November 5, 2017