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1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.
1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.
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To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.
Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"
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otherwise known as cock sucker
I dont know why Nikki is such a licker of a sweaty fuck stick.
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To show that you won an argument without having any troubles.
You know, if we let this eco-shit go to our heads, our lives will get worse. I mean, they're trying to prevent us from living comfortable lives. I know you can't survive a scorching summer without your fancy air conditioner. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?
Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....
Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!
Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.
Everyone: me too!!!!!!
person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.
person 4: well ill take one for the team.....
Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
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When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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Exclamation of disbelief.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
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