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A hot mother fucker who has an enormous dick. He is so sexy and all the ladies, and men want him.
Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.
Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough
Ryan is the type of person to study prehistoric animals. It’s just his thing. He’s usually tall and skinny. He’s caring and kind to everyone. However he does have a short temper.
He Ryan did you hear about the new species of prehistoric animal discovered?
So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
Yup….Ryan studies paleontology.
my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.
ryan is a very lazy person. he is unlikeable and he is useless.no one likes him
Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea he got from a movie. A man who will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good point back to him. He will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though that’s a meal you must enjoy immediately. He will make a joke and when you do not laugh at his bad humor he will start fake laughing to make you feel like you have to laugh back.
Example 1:
“Wow, you’re not doing too good in poker tonight.”
“Yeah I think I’m just gonna pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“Did you just leave that conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”