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Dr. Frank-N-Furter is one of the main characters from the movie and previously play, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Actually an sexually ambiguous and flirtatious alien from the planet Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania, he is one of the most popular characters. His quick tongue sends more than the heroine of the film shivering in antici...pation. The most usually accepted Frank is the actor Tim Curry who played him in both the original play by Richard O'Brian and Michael White and the movie by Fox.
Dr. Frank N. Furter looks frighteningly sexy in ladies lingerie.
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Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Shae Haley's alternative rock band formed in 2001.
N*E*R*D stands for No-one Ever Really Dies
everyone nose is the hottest shit from N*E*R*D in a hot minute
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When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
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When a boy takes mayonnaise out of a jar (preferably with the hand) and spreads it in his girl's bum hole. He will then proceed to lick it out of her bum hole.
Dang dude! Last night I gave my girlfriend the best Mainous (may-n-uss) ever!" "did you bring your own mayonnaise?
at the beginning of time the five most powerful black people in the world came together and called on the power of the gods to make the holy n word pass. this n word pass is infinite and can be used against anyone in the world, only one person holds this n word pass. that person is god himself
" i think i just saw the holy n word pass"
" that cant be possible that belongs to god himself"
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When an otherwise great Band's/Group's vocalist (Who has a definitive voice) starts to annoy you so much that you can't listen any of the songs anymore, without having an immense urge to bang your head to the wall.
Exc 1: First i enjoyed Muse, but then Matthew Bellamy's vocals hit the Guns 'n Roses Phenomenom.
When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.
Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.
Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.