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When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
When a boy takes mayonnaise out of a jar (preferably with the hand) and spreads it in his girl's bum hole. He will then proceed to lick it out of her bum hole.
Dang dude! Last night I gave my girlfriend the best Mainous (may-n-uss) ever!" "did you bring your own mayonnaise?
at the beginning of time the five most powerful black people in the world came together and called on the power of the gods to make the holy n word pass. this n word pass is infinite and can be used against anyone in the world, only one person holds this n word pass. that person is god himself
" i think i just saw the holy n word pass"
" that cant be possible that belongs to god himself"
When an otherwise great Band's/Group's vocalist (Who has a definitive voice) starts to annoy you so much that you can't listen any of the songs anymore, without having an immense urge to bang your head to the wall.
Exc 1: First i enjoyed Muse, but then Matthew Bellamy's vocals hit the Guns 'n Roses Phenomenom.
When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.
Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.
Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.
A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.
Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.
One of the best cartoon network shows on the planet. It's about three boys ed,edd n eddy, who live in a coldesack i live in a coldesack which is realy rare. anyway the other characters on that show are so frickin stupid and insane that its so funny. Theres this kid who is best friends with a plank of wood with a painted face on it. Theres another boy named ceven who allways rides his bike and acts like a he owns the coldesack. There's this boy who acts like a girl, hangs around with ed's younger sister and dose all that girl stuff, hes funny to look at cause hes such f***et. Thers this fouron boy named rolf from a eropian country no ones heard of, he always refers to ed, edd n eddy as"ed bouys", i cack myself laughing every time i here him say that. Theres a girl who is ed's younger sister who is much smaller than him but treats him like a younger brother cause ed is as dumb as dumb can get. Theres another girl that ed, edd n eddy all adore, all the boys always try to get her attention but none of them get treated seriously by her. Then theres the canker sisters who live in a caravan park behind the coldesack there like the older girl version of ed, edd n eddy except for the fact that the cankers are related to each other. No grown ups are ever shown in the cartoon, but there parents are mentioned in every episode somewhere.
rolf: hello ed bouys.
Eddy: Hey rolf wanna go on my cruise witch is actually a cheap floaty with a seat and underpants flag.It's only twenty five cents.
Rolf: oooooo i havn't been on a cruise before why not.
Eddy: ca-ching, we only need three more quarters till we can get jaw-breackers from the candy store.