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magnetic poo

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by magneticpoo August 14, 2024

The act of forcing solid waste out of the anus while holding hands with your best buddy. If constipation occurs it is your best buddys responsibility to remove the blockage from your anus. The act of holding hands with your best buddy why pooping can bring currage to the unblocking of the anus relieving tremendous amounts of pain.

Poo-Opping can also strengthen emotional bonds and friendships between best buddys.

Curtis: "Hey dude I have an issue, it appears my anal cavity is blocked by brown solid waste, can we poo-opp together?

Charles:" Sure bro I got u best buddy"
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by Bread_man69420 November 25, 2021

poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea

The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.

by White Egret September 21, 2015