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A music genre which apparently books you a place in Hell according to Christians.
Priest: So, what music do you play?
Me: Er, mainly punk rock and...
Priest (cutting me off and throwing holy water at me): LORD! SAVE THIS CHILD!
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An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
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see definition for hoodini, as quoted below
"when u are fuckin a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out."
one a man two a man rock and roll express
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The phenomenon which occurs when one party tries to pound it and another goes up for a high five instead. A reference to how the person's open palm seems to "cover" the fist, much like rock paper scissors.
John: Dude, pound it!
Tom: High five!
John: Oh, god DAMN you Tom.
Tom: Sorry dude, paper covers rock!
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basically to "go suck a dick"
brandon phillips: "hey guys whats up?"
Jacob owens: "go sniff rocks brandon"
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The greatest compliment anyone or thing can be given.
This saying originates from a Wesely Willis album at the time of publication he was 39 and a schitzophrenic man. He had several albums and he really rocked the llamas ass.
Thanks for the present it rocks the llamas ass!
I think you rock the llamas ass!
That concert rocked the llamas ass!
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When a girl eats pizza out of a guy’s asshole while giving him a reach around in the middle of a Chuck E Cheese during a Munch's Make Believe Band concert.
Guy: Becky took me to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday and gave me the Rock-afire Explosion!
Friend: Nice bro, happy birthday!
Guy: Thanks bro
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