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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by May 5, 2023


WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECK

If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.

WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECK

by WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ March 28, 2024


MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. ฤฐts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

by September 15, 2020


yellow water falls

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.

she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022


Water Bottle Kiss

When someone drinks out of the same water bottle as you but doesn't water fall it.

Wow! Anya just drank out of my water bottle! I'm getting a water bottle kiss!

by LoliKisses February 12, 2018


water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010


purified water

bitch ass pussy ass water

" im a bitch so i drink purified water cause im a bitch, did i also mention that im a bitch"

by ihatepurifiedwater October 5, 2022