Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."
Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.
Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy
When your outfit is so fly that even an old man thinks it's cool
"Wow, that wet drip you have is so rad" said Gene
"wow that wet drip you've got there is pretty rad" said Gene
A man who finishes in a condom and takes it off and slaps the girl in the face and it splatters all over her.
I hit a bitch with my wet trashbag
So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.
My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night