Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

wet living

A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.

Her mouth was drier than the Atacama, so she looked into wet living

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

wet mate

an upside down crab trying to anally rape the air.

Dude, I totally saw a wet mate yesterday.

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy