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national eat your own shit day
Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww
A dang where all rakderrs are born
Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large
Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him
its may 28 happy birthday Christ
National Girl Power Day
A day to celebrate all women and Girls.
And to show how strong and brilliant they are !!
Person 1;What is the date today ?
Person 2:May 28 national girl power day !
People born on this day (may 28) usually flunk out of college
May 28
National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!
Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”