when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad
The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.
Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"
When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.
*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.
An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis
Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt
Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did