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Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019


Drag Race Fishing

A tactic to show off the power of a sleeper car againts a fast car (Viper, corvette, mustang, etc.).
Rules
1. Complement the fast car.
2. Downplay the power of your car.
3. Bet them that they can outrun the sleeper car.
4. Race.
Used mainly on the show street outlaws by a duo named Farmtruck and AZN

Nuff said, Drag Race Fishing is basically pretty self explanation

by XxDemonKingxX February 25, 2019


Tree Fish Bob

Tree Fish Bob is a drawing that was made and I thought more people should know about it! how you draw it is you draw a wide circle, do 2 upside down L for the legs with an extra line in the bottom, curvy lines for the arms (the curvier the better), small circles for the eyes and a party hat

Dude1 ^yo can you tell me something to draw^
Dude2 ^draw tree fish bob^
Dude1 ^good idea^

by HotCocoCake116 January 17, 2020


Mahi mahi fish

Colorful acrobatic fish MOST known for their HUGE spawn along the reef in the early spring months along the coast of Florida...

Table Fare - Peasant food

Holy shit! Look at that bull n cow mahi mahi fish spawning under that frigate in 120'..... wooooooooooweeeeeee

by Science known facts August 31, 2017


Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish

Your such a fresh water fish!”

by Eden boyce August 7, 2020


gold fish cuh

tasty ass gold nigga

issa gold fish cuh

by z32Dark April 28, 2020


Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 3, 2023