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Going into a store with a huge jacket, then whilst facing away from the cashier starting to in a really sensual way touch all the candy and putting your hands down your pocket smoothly.
is usually done when on ones phone
Damn nigger cashier thought i was stealing and punched me in the face and balls. Guess i was doing a John McCarthy
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Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.
Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
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A phrase one chants when experiencing blackouts after reading the famous novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger.
Butters: Kill John Lennon! KILL JOHN LENNON! Kill John Lennon! Kill John Lennon!
Butters: Hey, dad, where does John Lennon live?
Stephen: John Lennon's dead, Butters.
Butters: Aww, dangit!
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A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.
Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.
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The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
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When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.
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During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
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