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Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."
OR
*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
When u got something in your teeth but you don't know what it is. It might just be teeth.
"I'm smiling on the inside but I've got fish in my teeth."
"Maddie did you even eat fish today?"
"No."
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.
"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."
The act of trying to drown a goldfish.
Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub
A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.
Wanna talk fish and chips yeah?