August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

1

referring to my one and only love in the entire U-niverse. (Wanna know who? Read the capital letter.)

In my heart is home to just 1 person— U, My Greatest Love. I love you my one and only girlfriend (soon to be wife).

1

a number and/or an example person in the urbdic example sentence box

word form: one, number: 1.

1

The QI of Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter combined

Mais tu plaisantes, j’espère! Monsieur Biden et Monsieur Carter avait le QI de seulement 1!
But you're joking, I hope! Mr. Biden and Mr. Carter had an IQ of only 1!