A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.
That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.
A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.
Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
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The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
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Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?
Uhh obviously!
A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs