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The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Megan's Ass is a sexy voluptuous piece of art that must be treated well.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you see Megan's Ass last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, holy shit man. I almost passed out, I got so hard.
one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.
do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.
When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.
Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!
When ur doing anal and find a spot that feels old and she farts on ur peepee
Dude 1: how was that girl you were with last night?
Dude 2: it sucked bro, she let me stick it in her ass, but she had an ass nebula
Dude 1: dudeeee that sucks ass. Sorry bruv
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.
When you need a creative insult, you take this.
That science class is such a bag of ass.
It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)
Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.