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During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor
When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.
It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.
A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.
I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.
When a man checks a woman's behind with a rating system that goes from most likely a man, A.B.B, A.B, D.A.B, T.A.B to G.A.B.
Damn son let me anal-lyse that girl.
She an A.B *grunts*
A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
After the process of receiving anal
Compatriot receives a similar sense to doing cocaine
How that women is hoped up on the anal afterglow