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Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.
Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.
My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.
Wishing someone who has a tiny brain, good morning.
gm birds!
Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan
Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird
When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
Something SO fucked suicide IS an option
I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.
When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.