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When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft
MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!
An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*
John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
a strip club for guys ;)
"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"
when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner
Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!
when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !